Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Medal

Medal = I like men

Aaron: Hey bro, I have something to confess.
Random dude: What is it?
Aaron: Medal.
Random dude: 😯😯

by dllmcb August 17, 2023

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces

Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted

by BungalowD December 27, 2020

Grade 12 medal

The medal received by any grade 12 guy who bangs 12 girls in his final year of high school.

Bro I just bagged my 12th dirty and received my grade 12 medal

by Cheese daddy1 September 4, 2022

potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships

he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.

by rikabauer April 15, 2022

Medallity

I made up this and now ill define it.

Someone trying to break metal but only bending it to a art piece.

WOAH HOW'D YA MAKE THIS MONA LISA FROM METAL?

well i kinda Medallity it

well cool

by BottomDop February 20, 2022

Medal spoiled

An Olympics fan/viewer that calls a first gold medal semi American.

Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021