meathook

Male genitalia (a la, penis)

Touch me, I kill ya. Touch my stuff, I kill ya. And ff any of you homos try and throw your meathooks on me, I kill ya.

by cwylie April 30, 2006

Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.

Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.

by Alex Rake July 14, 2010

meathook

when something good happens or when a fit lass walks past

"whos that fucking meathook who just walked past!"

by samellllllis123 April 16, 2007

New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed

“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”

by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022

New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.

Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?

by mars_x3 November 30, 2023