McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023

McCarthy to the rescue!

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).

It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

Anne McCarthy

A weird perverted person that has sexual fantasies about teenage girls. Also known as a lesbian.

Wow bro, she is such an Anne McCarthy the way she looks at those girls.

by Seggsy Urinal September 26, 2021

Ryder Mccarthy

Mop that lives at McDonald's

Greyson Wycoki: have you heard of Ryder Mccarthy?
Landon Johnson: yea he fucked my ex, Maddie Cappillo

by chicken nerd November 21, 2021

Max McCarthy

A man/woman who utilises their brain to the very edge of misuse, as in they have no knowledge or knowledge about knowledge for any given thing, place, situation, or person. They are also incredibly infatuated with trucks.

That person over there drinking from the toilet is such a Max McCarthy.

by smellyhells June 25, 2025

meghan mccarthy

Meghan McCarthy is an American screenwriter, lyricist, and producer for several animated television shows, in particular My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Season 4 of Littlest Pet Shop. She has the most high pitched voice!

Little child:"I love ponies!"
You:"You sound like Meghan Mccarthy

by UnicornMe December 3, 2016

Mrs McCarthy

Sweetest woman on earth.

"we love Mrs McCarthy."

by Ginger_breadMan January 13, 2024