The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.
Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!
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I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!
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I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!
by Lilporno February 20, 2022
Get the Baker Mayfield mug.To get extremely drunk on New Years Eve, go to the toilet, pull your pants down, and then throw up. If you have really nice friends, they will take pictures or tape it.
"Wow did you see Sydney on New Years Eve?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got drunk and pulled a Maysie!"
"No, what happened?"
"She got drunk and pulled a Maysie!"
by Emma K. December 9, 2008
Get the Maysie mug.That girl who is really smart and funny. Always in detention, hates school, still does good. Plays guy football, and isn't very tough. Really smart though.
Tyrone: I'm really failing chemistry.
Esther : Get Mamie to tutor you.
Keaten: She's really busy with football, I dont know if she'll have time. But did you here what she did in math class, it was so funny.
Esther : Get Mamie to tutor you.
Keaten: She's really busy with football, I dont know if she'll have time. But did you here what she did in math class, it was so funny.
by Harrisjames April 30, 2019
Get the Mamie mug.A sick, old bald man who gives erroneous secret military briefings with the red tennis ball hanging out.
See also: red tennis ball.
See also: red tennis ball.
Dude, I can't believe Rick Mayfield had the red tennis ball out. What a riot!
I was looking at it, and at first I thought it was a red tennis ball.
I was looking at it, and at first I thought it was a red tennis ball.
by Red Tennis Ball Lover August 3, 2007
Get the Rick Mayfield mug."You still distance-dating that girl from out west?"
"Nah dude, she was a total mamie. Couldn't stand it anymore."
"Nah dude, she was a total mamie. Couldn't stand it anymore."
by SkeezeWheezer October 10, 2011
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Mayciee’s are smart and beautiful girls she is very loving and most of the guys will talk about her a lot.
by Beast sexy May 15, 2018
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