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by ruiyoq February 17, 2023
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by Rhea Claire November 14, 2018
Get the Mauris mug.The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017
Get the The Maury mug.A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
by hippydeano January 29, 2022
Get the Maurie mug.A sweet and loving gentleman. A Mauris is most likely to be a Islander. He has a wonderful heart full of affection and will fight for the people he cares about. Dont mess with a Mauris Missus's he'll already have u dont for. They have amazing smile that just makes u wonder why they wanna be with you.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
by its.just.ur.daddy May 7, 2021
Get the Mauris mug.An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
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