by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
Get the Mattress Monkey mug.A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)
Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?
Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
by thai-germane February 17, 2017
Get the public mattress mug.A cottonwood girl willingly able to sleep around with every guy in town, usually in a guys best friends bed, and afterwards only asks for $5 and a cookie.
Skylar always loved using guys for sexual attention, but not just one guy his closest friends to, thus being a Mingus mattress.
by Barry verde March 9, 2017
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Get the car mattress mug.Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
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Get the Mattress Queen mug."Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012
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