Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

by chestwick January 25, 2011

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Mingus mattress

A cottonwood girl willingly able to sleep around with every guy in town, usually in a guys best friends bed, and afterwards only asks for $5 and a cookie.

Skylar always loved using guys for sexual attention, but not just one guy his closest friends to, thus being a Mingus mattress.

by Barry verde March 9, 2017

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car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.

I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.

by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016

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mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.

Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.

by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018

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