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masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.
For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.
by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006
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Mastiff

Huge, undeterminably gigantic; gynormical
That wave was mastiff.
by wil colligan February 9, 2008
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Extremely over-powered super natural ability that allows the user to kill anything in excistance by percieving the targets point/lines of death. These lines/points can be seen on the object/person the user is trying to kill. This ability is limited to what the user can percieve, as such the user cannot kill things or entities that can a: not be killed or b: cannot be percieved. If it has an end, it can be ended. There are so far only two users of this ability in the type-moon universe: Shiki Tohno and Shiki Ryouga.
by neko_riddles April 16, 2009
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mestiça

In the portuguese language, commonly used in Brazil, it refers to a woman of varied ethnicity. Unlike "Mulata" for a woman of mixed white and black race, this mixture is typically of white, asian, and or indigenous ancestry. The literal word means, "mixed race".
Que mestiça linda!
by eyeluvBrazilianwomen June 28, 2009
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Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.
You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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mystical dragon

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you are ready to cum, you punch her on the top of the head and watch it come out her nose.
I gave that bitch the hardest mystical dragon last night.....i wonder if she will call me back
by Michael111887 March 18, 2008
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