Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Massive

something that's big and heavy

I got a massive Schlong

by BigSchlong90R October 12, 2021

Park Ridge Massive

A group of well-dressed, short-tempered, quick-witted, lightly oiled, Albregts-free, blood thirsty, stone cold crooners from Park Ridge, IL. In other words, a gang the path of which you do not wish to cross.

The Park Ridge Massive's (PRM) territory spans North of Belle Plaine, West of Talcott (including Murphy Lake), South of Oakton, and West of including Oriole.

The Rock Pile, a local wannabe gang, runs the remaining areas of Park Ridge.

Hey, wanna go to DJSKYLARK's house?

No way man, I heard the Park Ridge Massive is playing Beiruit there. We better go freestyle at Phat James's house.

by OakBehringer December 11, 2009

massive gassive

An extremely ginormous, and rank smelling bowel movement.

Honey, do not go in there. I just dropped a massive gassive.

by precaryus March 10, 2010

Massive

Term used to describe a type of party, show, or Rave where thousands of Ravers, Junglist, Club Kids, and Kandy Kids would flock to from miles away to attend. Most Massives feature world renown artist or D.J.s, held in large event centers, and are known about many months in advance. Most commonly pre-sale tickets have to be bought due to these events usually selling out.

"Dude, did you go to that sick Massive last week?"
"Yeah, I went broke going to Nocturnal Wonderland, but Dieselboy was hella worth it!"

by 5p1ic3 September 16, 2004

masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?

by Zach O'Brien January 3, 2004

massive penis

Men has a foot long between their legs which is a
Massive penis

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS-

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021