The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT

GOOGLE ALPHABET SLAVE.

The worse SEX TORTURE EVER.

It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.

No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 1, 2022

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

The difference between mascot and furry

I will now quote TF2's sniper for the difference: ones a job and ones a mental sickness

"What's the difference between mascot and furry? Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"

by Possiblewarcriminal July 17, 2023

IcedUpTV Server Mascot

The iceduptv server mascot is the person who is currently being the representative of Iceduptv discord server. The subject is highly disputed, with many falsely claiming to be mascot over the years. The only true mascot of iceduptv however is egadduck.

person 1: You're not the IcedUpTV Server Mascot! I am!

Person 2: You'd never be fit to be the iceduptv server mascot! *scoffs*

by Abyr June 3, 2024