mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023

Anti-Mason Party

The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.

Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.

by Ron_Thornbrash July 15, 2008

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

Mason High School

Wm. Mason High School is the birthplace of Duganism, a postmodern neo-antifoundationalist eschatalogic religion that serves to promote the ideals of "not for the left, not for the right, but rather above."

Tony: What did you say your religion was again?
Ben: I'm a Duganist
Sam: Oh, I see, he must be from Mason High School!

by JeffChaucer September 3, 2016

David Mason

A weird ass nigga that likes "younger girls", and getting high on crack. You can often find him lurking in the mens bathroom waitimg for his next client.

David-That dude real weird, he a david Mason

by Dont be a david February 11, 2019

george mason

Undergrad - A good school in Northern Virginia. While it does not have old tradition (it was established in the 20th century) it is becoming more prominent on the college scope as it is becoming more selective admissions wise, and as its academic programs are headed by top professors.
Law school - One of the top law schools in the nation; headed by top professors. Very selective (george mason undergrads have more difficulty getting in than other applicants)

-I'm going to George Mason.
-That's a good school.
-I'm going to George Mason Law.
-That's amazing!

by Mason55 May 3, 2006

Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.

by Dweebston February 24, 2011