Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Greatest Rugby team in the world all other teams with exception of lax smoke pole. Place were nerds band together in the name of god, led by nerdy steve urkle aka Father Ray.

This is the school home to mini thugs who act ghetto and the real thugs even hate them

by BLow me April 24, 2005

Marr's standard

When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.

After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.

by dizzle7477 July 4, 2006

St. Mary's

A school in Canada were tons of hot girls ogo. It is an all-girls school, a guy's dream school.

My girlfriend goes to St. Mary's.

by l\/l@++y May 2, 2009

St. Mary's University

Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.

So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.

"Why did I choose to come to St. Mary's University?"

by 70 Lemons June 8, 2009

St Mary's

St. Mary's College aka SMC aka Summer Camp for big kids. Commonly confused with Mount St. Mary's, but everyone knows we are so much cooler than them. We get to spend our lazy days skipping classes and hanging out down by the river. Pot is at the top of the food pyramid right next to alcohol. Regular attire is a polo, with the collar popped of course! Pleasant, Monks, the point and the Door are always fun spots to chill (watch out for the townies at the bars tho) If its your birthday you better stay clear of the pond. Once you come here you never want to leave. So pop your collar, grab a beer and head down to the docks!!!

common things you will hear screamed across campus....TOOL, GARBAGE, SHITSTACK, WEDGE!!

by smallz April 25, 2005

Saint Mary's School

SMS girls are just wanna be bitches. They are just looking for any way to get laid, not intrested in any sort of long time relationships. They can often be spotted wearing UGG boots (often seen worn by celebrities), 7's jeans, and driving around the greater Raleigh area in their Land Rovers or 04/05 Mustangs. The only reason they are fast talking, is to up hold the well known reputation of previous SMS girls back when it was a college as well as high school. These girls were born into wealthy ass families and will probably never have to work a day in their life (living off parents or marrying on of their one night standers from Woodberry or Ravenscroft or Broughton).

SMS girl: "Oh My F'ing God there is dirt on the bottom of my UGGS. Oh well i'll just get my dad to transfer me some money and go by a new pair"

by noña February 20, 2005

Mother Mary's Milk

For those who practice safe sex and for woman who can't get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. After blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. Get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to Mother Mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!

After blowing my load in the condom, Jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! Dirty Bitch!

by The P Dizzle September 25, 2005