marriage

the beginning of the end.

Oh boy, hes getting married, our thoughts and prayers go out to him.

by stephen mathews June 18, 2004

ammosexual marriage

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.

Ammosexual marriage is a human right.

by charleyzencat February 14, 2015

non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

mariabelen

An amazing friend who allways likes to help people an cares for everyone but is also a complete badass. She stands up for her friends and what she believes is right even if it means going against the crowd. She also hates it when people try to impress her and she doesnt try to change for others. Shes very pretty and isn't allways blonde. She's also very smart and sacrastic when it comes to ackward situations. But even though she has her badgirl badass rep she's also a hopless romantic trying to find her one true love. All in all a great friend and amazing person but can kick your ass if needed.She also gets jealous because she cares she’s one of the greatest friend . If u have her with u and she’s your bitch then u must be lucky she’s her unic that’s what makes her special

Mariabelen is a caring person and helpful

by Jazmin Luca June 2, 2018

Marialex

Such a beautiful girl on several aspects of life: physically, emotionally, spiritually, intellectually. Do not be fooled by her size, although small, she is capable of giving you a lot of joy as proven when she's with her friends or family. She is insanely passionate about her future and the well-being of the people she loves. She has a beautiful set of eyes. She is also funny, caring, smart, and words cannot explain how valuable she is. She always carries around pepper spray.

Wow that girl is such a Marialex. She even drives like Baby Driver.

by Xerian June 28, 2018

sus marriage

Marriage that is between the same gender

Do you support sus marriage?

by aniddfee July 26, 2021

gay marriage

A union between two men or two women, allowing them to have the exact same set of legal rights as those possessed by heterosexual spouses. These include rights such as hospital visitation. A step beyond civil union, gay marriage will at last give LGBT partners the security that every family, whether m/f, m/m, or f/f, deserves.

Since gay marriage was approved in my state, I am now allowed to visit my husband when he is sick in the hospital.

by Megumi March 4, 2004