Marinoid

The specific type of paranoia that typically occurs by users of marijuana. Different from tweakers paranoia, marinoia usually manifests itself in the sensation that everyone around you knows that you're stoned. Mostly harmless, unless someone knocks on your door suddenly in a police like manner, causing you to eat your remaining stash. Hilarity often ensues.

Dude, pot is legal now, stop being marinoid. Nobody cares if you're high!

by Pandmoanium February 18, 2019

Marino

To choke unbelievably hard right at the end, like at the very very end.

Person 1: Yo did you get that FC you've been grinding for?
Person 2: Unfortunately no, I've been marinoing it pretty hard as of late. That damn outro gets me everytime.

by xxmarino95xx July 12, 2019

Marino

Marino is a person that is the cutest person in the whole wide world! The person will constantly deny this and it makes them even cuter! The more they deny it, the cuter they'll get!

That person is so Marino!

by Jessiemadeleine September 2, 2019

maridon

She is as white as a beam of light and has a liking for older men

It is so bright, maridon, so bright

by Mr not not not unknown November 21, 2020

marinio

If you know someone named marinio automatically a w person like you fall in love right when u see him like WHAAAAATTT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, It’s not possible but marinios make the impossible possible

marinio walks in the room
Female “ I AM IN LOVE ❤️😍”

by a marinio November 21, 2021

Marinoia

The paranoia that sometimes results from smoking ample amounts of marijuana. This is due to a THC-induced cannabinoid wonderland/disco party happening in your brain. The amygdala, in particular, becomes overstimulated by the disco party. This effect is temporary and can be mitigated by various fun foods, like an ice cream cone with sprinkles. 🍦

I was in my private backyard enjoying this new 70% Sativa strain called "Hippy Chicken" in my outdoor hammock. I awkwardly trotted my way back to my apartment wearing large Bluetooth headphones while carrying my Van Gogh throw pillow and a gallon of water. I conscientiously dowsed myself in a large mist cloud of Fabreezy (some islandy scent, I think) before traversing the threshold of my apartment back door.

I reclined in my indoor hammock only to immediately receive a call from my local area code. I knew all my contacts were from different area codes. I worried my neighbor or landlord was calling me to say I was being kicked out for being such a stoner.

Alas, it was only the kind pizza delivery driver calling to tell me he was arriving.

I had marinoia.
But then,
I had marinara.

And that, my friends, made all the difference 👍

by Matt the Welcome Mat November 18, 2021

Marinko Oluic

Sexiest man that has ever lived. People say he was feared because of his sex powers,even though he has never had sex. When he was 7 year old he already mastered rasengan. Genius of his time,Tesla was pooping pants in his grave.

Marinko Oluic is absolutely handsome🥵👿

by kitamasna November 20, 2021