Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009

Manistrating

When a guy is really emotional and complains during a serten time of a month.

Jay was really bitchy today he must be manistrating.

by The Supreme Emperor June 30, 2016

Manstruation

When a man is having his “period.”

Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.

by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018

mAnSiRaT

I LOVE MANSIRAT

Mansirat is such a nice person

by fortnitesucks13 May 12, 2023

manstrangulation

When a human with a penis commits or tries to commit suicide by tying a rope onto the soft penis head, under the ass crack, into the neck, then watches some filthy porn or something to get erected. Thus the erection causing the rope to tighten and choke or strangle the person to death.

Louis lost his construction job, and he was in a lot of pressure due to the bills, so he attempted manstrangulation, but he failed because his penis was less than 2 inches. Although he suffered minor cuts in his ass from the rope.

by Landlord666 April 10, 2009

mansperate

adjective
1. feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that there are no suitable men to date or sleep with. 2. A strong desire to have a romantic or sexual connection with a biological male. 3. Due to the sense of hopelessness, a lowering of one's standards.

I have drunk texted every ex, booty call, and guy friend tonight I'm so mansperate.
I'm so mansperate I'm considering posting an ad on Craigslist.
Sorry girl, he is not cute or smart, I think you're just mansperate.

by tropics September 3, 2009