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Gan's Manoeuvre

A logistical impossibility to mere mortals, the mythical Gan's Manoeuvre is the seamless execution of a Donkey Punch / Angry Dragon combination. A successful outcome to this highly specialised reflex action is typified by a stunned and disoriented subject who has had insufficient time to register what had just taken place. The Dirty Sanchez may be applied to complete the sequence although this is considered an optional extra only.

WARNING : Gan's Manoeuvre is not to be confused with the similarly named but entirely different medical procedure known as the Heimlich Manoeuvre. Considered by many as a Level 7 action, Gan's Manoeuvre is to be attempted by experienced practitioners only.
It was a wild and windy night and in the heat of the passion, the planets aligned themselves perfectly against the back drop of a blue moon to allow the legendary Gan's Manoeuvre to unfold ...
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The Denvir Manoeuvre

When you have the high ground in a tactical battle or in fact anything and you completely screw yourself by either self destruction or sacrificing your advantage.

Most frequently used in the star wars miniatures game x wing in which the definition came from. The player sets his ship dial to the course that they believe gains them a tactical edge. However due to their miscalculation the ship ends up flying off the board and fleeing.
the Denvir- DEEN VIR (name: to completely ruin your advantage or to bugger yourself) manoeuver (a movement or series of moves requiring skill and care)
"i cant believe you flew your ship straight off the playing field that is known as The Denvir Manoeuvre!"
"lol you just pulled a Denvir!"

"You had the most powerful ship in the match and in your first turn you did a Denvir!"
"careful now you may want to check your dial for TDM"
by DishyElephant December 11, 2020
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'I am manfection, no doubt about it.'
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I'm so mad at him I just want to ManFred him so hard
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