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Fayetteville Pit Maneuver

The act of having doggie style sex when the penis slips out of the vagina and attempts insertion into the anus thus your partner darts away to the right or left avoiding insertion.
Bob attempted a Fayetteville Pit Maneuver while nailing Donna doggie style when his dick slipped out and almost went in her asshole. Donna shot off the bed and cracked her head on the end table.
by Disco Stick 65 April 27, 2010
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Boob rub maneuver

When a woman "accidentally" rubs, squeezes, squishes, bumps, brushes, or bounces her breasts against a man (or possibly woman) for the purposes of seduction, attention, or possibly a bigger tip.
Sharon pulled the boob rub maneuver while Tom was showing her how to shoot pool in an attempt to go home with him.
by acmemetal September 22, 2014
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Emmerich Maneuver

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
by Pollyester August 9, 2007
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Maneuver

The shameful act of gorging on an amount of fast food that could easily feed three people, while listening to talk radio, preferably The Big O & Dukes Show 106.7 WJFK, and sitting in the parking lot of the establishment from which you just purchased said food.
"I ate three baconator burgers while performing the maneuver"
by OhHeyKurtRay June 24, 2009
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man maneuver

Any action that is typical of a man.
Like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend that she is fat, hoping this will motivate her her exersice and eat right. We all know this will drive them to 1 of 3 things, often times all.

1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock

Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.

Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.
by leadthrower September 1, 2006
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Herbst Maneuver

An effective maneuver for when you have an extreme amount of intestinal gas causing pain or pressure. Usually this occurs after a first date, or an important event where you cannot be flatulent for an extended period of time.

To perform the maneuver, simply undress your lower half, sit on a toilet, and begin to slowly rock your body from side to side, bending over as far as you can, and holding for a moment at each side. Since your intestines are somewhat of a winding, circular structural path, this effectively helps the gas bubbles find their way out. Similar to the concept of how the Epley Maneuver treats Vertigo in the inner ear.
In 60 seconds of performing the Herbst Maneuver, the pain has subsided, I have lost two pant sizes, and can return class in time for the exam.
by Demonthrall August 3, 2017
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Moron Maneuver

The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."
by Lucky.M June 12, 2011
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