mainard

The term used when you bleed from inexpensive toilet paper.

That dang 1-ply gave me mainard.

by Justin Main November 7, 2006

mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

manarchist

A stereotypical white male anarchist, a variation of the brogressive. Thinks the state and capitalism are the world's only problems, as they are the only ones he has ever had to deal with. Hates members of Black Lives Matter who grew up in suburbs but worships a 19th-century white male Russian prince. Portmanteau of "man" and "anarchism."

Oh shit, it's that manarchist again. I hope he's not going to mansplain sexism, racism, and homophobia to us again.

by Queen Buttrix August 27, 2016

manarchist

An angry young "anarchist" male that has issues relating to women.

So and so is such a fucking manarchist, he doesn't listen to any of the women at our anti-hierarchical group meetings!

Typical Manarchist banter:

"The state facilitates the oppression of men by women! So I know this guy who called the cops because his girlfriend was beating on him, and when they arrived they totally brought the guy to jail instead of the girl that hit him! Yea... And one other thing.. that story was actually about me! Women are like totally part of the system dude."

by Jack R. February 28, 2008

Maynard

A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .

Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!

by Maynframe December 6, 2018

manario

When you act like a bitch because of a girlfriend, wife, or significant other

Peter was supposed to hang out with friends but his girlfriend made him do her nails, he had a manario afternoon

by Bierguy July 19, 2019

Maynard

Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.

Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"

by mattsnow July 15, 2008