Male Princess Syndrome

Form of a behaviour in which a man thinks and acts like a male princess. He thinks he is too special/ too hot / too good to do all the work and to try to pursue or chase a woman. In fact he expects to be pursued and chased by a woman. If he feels he is "being made to work", he is "just not going to play ball", he may say. Male princesses often have nothing to offer as they are extremely self-obsessed and egocentric. They are usually unable to develop feelings towards a woman due to an extremely high level of self-importance. Basically, it is a ‘’Princess Syndrome’’ on steroids.

Friend 1: Hey, what happened to that guy you were dating that you were so into?
Friend 2: Eh, he has The Male Princess Syndrome so no thank you, next!

by Ila&Princess May 28, 2019

male answer syndrome

The tendency, especially among males, to make educated (?) guesses about subjects and present them as fact. The syndrome manifests itself most frequently when the sufferer is asked a question by a member of the opposite sex.

Female: Do I need to put premium gas in my car?

Male: Absolutely. If you don't, you will short out your cam injector bearings.

Female: Uh, I think you are suffering from Male Answer Syndrome.

by fordsfords July 2, 2007

Beta male bitch syndrome

Basically when a insecure pussy talks down to you to feel better about their miserable existence. They often avoid confrontation and front and buckle when confronted.

You see that guy talking shit, but can’t back it?

Yeah, he must suffer from beta male bitch syndrome.

by Joking jester August 5, 2018

male insanity syndrome

The belief that there is a more compatible or desirable woman than one's present girlfriend. The ensuing uncertainty often leads to the eventual demise of the relationship. Taken from the movie, The Tao of Steve.

Male insanity syndrome?

"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."

by jay kizzel March 4, 2006

Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.

Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"

by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011

male g-spot

The prostate gland, said to be the male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Capable of producing great physical pleasure with massage or pressure; not too surprising since the prostate gland produces about two-thirds of the "juice" in semen.

It is possible (perhaps more often practiced in parts of India) for the prostate gland to be "milked" resulting in ejaculation without orgasm.

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"So the doctor gave me this digi-rectal exam and when his finger was all the way in, it started to feel really good. Does this make me gay?"

"No, man, it means he hit your male g-spot, the prostate. Every guy's got one."

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a heterosexual male mental disorder caused by constant rejection by women.

Jerry has Male Loneliness Syndrome since he no longer bothers to try dating women because they constantly reject him because he isn't good looking and rich enough.

by Jerry1971 June 5, 2010