To mald is to get so incredibly enraged that your hair falls out. It is commonly used among the Twitch community.
by Johnathon F. Doeterary March 5, 2023

when you're mad and you're balding
by throwawaygh June 24, 2021


When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022

Not to be confused with "Mauled";
Used by anime game players in roblox when
you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to
*To "stay mad"*
Used by anime game players in roblox when
you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to
*To "stay mad"*
by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024

when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.
This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"
"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"
"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"
"Oh he must be malding right now!"
"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"
"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"
"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
