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Mald

A combination of the words mad and bald used by someone being so flustered, salty, or tilted that they lose control of their vocabulary. Often used to describe the offending person.
Yo that dude was mald after losing that game they couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save their life.

Bruh was mald after getting stomped in that game.
by Halfnir December 31, 2021
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Mald

Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)
Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.
by TheletterAE January 12, 2022
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Mald

being so mad that you go bald
by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022
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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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This man is malding on Crypto.
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.
"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"
by Ralsei <3 November 12, 2021
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Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave
You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle
by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022
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