when you’re so mad you start balding
holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats
by rakoexe January 29, 2023
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Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.
So bad, so mad! Simply malding
by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021
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When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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when you're mad and you're balding
"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"
by throwawaygh June 25, 2021
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who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?
Hasan is malding?
by ajspetraccoon March 26, 2022
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For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.
Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding
by AceDane November 18, 2020
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