Malissa

Malissa is the kind of girl to be their for you to help you when you need the one that’s been through the most but still smiles she will try her absolute best to be by your side and most likely has a sister she’s the type to give you hugs at night and to make food for you she hold many secrets that many don’t know her she’s is very kinky and doesn’t let you hit it until married but she’s one of a kind so keep her in your life and don’t let her go she will hate you if you do

That girl is so nice she must be a Malissa

by Kayla.MV February 18, 2020

Malise

A outgoing born leader who dosnt shut up

damn that girl is a malise

by yeahbabay August 22, 2011

femi-mainists

A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who doesnt date men but also is not a lesbian. This type of person usualy doesnt talk much because she does not like male attention. They preffer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an xbox in there house alone. Isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.
Plural: femi-mainist

Jake: "Wow Kristin plays a lot of halo on her xbox!"
Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"

Antonia: "Did you know im a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Realy?"
Antonia: "Well no im not actualy."
Kevin: "Oh thats a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists dont like men or lesbians, they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a defenition on the urban dictionary. Maby try looking it up in your free time or something."

by Kmo December 10, 2008

mailsturbate

Writing an e-mail to one's self

I got this e-mail from my personal e-mail address and mailsturbated it to my company address.

by jpmswiss December 20, 2007

Malist

One who is a malist is part of the malism way of life. This involves following one of five paths to enlightenment, engaging in wars and generally being a pretty cool kid.

Very few females are malists. This is because criteria was recently made to get in, and you have to have a penis to be a malist.

"Hi there, I'm a Christian", "Nice to meet you, I'm a Muslim", "Well I'm a malist!"

by Malism.uk.tc December 5, 2011

Malism

Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably

A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".

by DJJimmyJ December 3, 2006

It’s a Malissa thing

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel

When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”

by MJ103 May 19, 2019