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may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011
mugGet the may or may not havemug.

mai

A girl who is very illiterate and spends a lot of time on twitter especially in group chats.
mai doesn’t know how to spell lmao.
by lex.golden December 20, 2019
mugGet the maimug.

may

usually a name of a rude person. is unkind and selfish. makes horrible jokes. may is also the name of many dumb people. people named may are usually ugly and are diagnosed with obesity.
child: “mommy someone in my class answered a question about plants with “uranus” haha.”

mom: “she’s probably a may.”
by sevcnringss November 8, 2019
mugGet the maymug.

mai

can also be used 2 say my.. like anotha way of writing it mah
hey dya have mai shit dere with yo?
by yeLLoJellO May 8, 2004
mugGet the maimug.

be that as it may

A phrase used by someone who has been proved wrong with factual evidence. Instead of admitting their wrongness, they will simple reiterate the same argument and add "be that as it may" to suggest that they are compromising and admit some fault, but really don't feel any differently.
Person 1: I think your dog is shedding all over the couch

Person 2: Be that as it may, you still should vacuum it.
by Downvoting Victim October 24, 2012
mugGet the be that as it maymug.

May

May is an amazing person until you get to know her. She will annoy the fuck out of you and boasts about being the most satanic person in your group. Though she is good at drawing she will mock anything else you draw.
Person 1: "Oh it's may!"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"
by urmumisgayx2 December 15, 2019
mugGet the Maymug.

Ji-May-May

Clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath Bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person's thoughts through the smell of their sweat.
Girl one: Jesus fucking Christ, it's like she knows what I'm thinking all the time!

Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
by Bitches and Canes October 15, 2011
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