macbrick

When your macbook frequently crashes, or better yet, won't turn on.

"Hey Alex, want to go out drinking tonight?"
"I can't. I have to rewrite my essay from memory because it was saved on my macbrick."

by alextn October 25, 2006

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Tadger MacBadger

A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a haggis snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Maggy or any other Scottish girl at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, nine guys." - person 1

"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2

by Pierre Mangin June 24, 2011

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A girl will put her macbook case on upside down as a sign of being dtf. The apple on the case will face the opposite direction of the apple that lights up so that the two look like they're 69-ing. Bitch be horny.

Guy: Dude, do you think she's in to me?
Friend: Yeah, man. She's got an upside down macbook case on her laptop. Totally dtf. Go mack, bro.
Guy: I think you mean mac!
*High-five*

by geniusbar_player October 25, 2011

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macbitch

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.

Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."

by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007

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