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boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.
The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.
by blake allen June 24, 2008
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Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.
A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.
by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020
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Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.
I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.
by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018
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wackerbated

jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were
i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated
by fraughgull January 11, 2011
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Makebate

MAKEBATE Noun \ˈmāk-ˌbāt\

Definition of MAKEBATE:

1) Slang/Popular/Colloquial Definition - An extremely attractive person whom makes one want to masturbate.

2) Literary Definition - A person that excites contention and quarrels.
Examples of Makebate:

Definition 1:
(Person A) Oh my god bro, do you see that blonde?
(Person B) Yeah man, she's a real makebate all right.
(Person A) Yeah, I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom... I'll be right back.

Definition 2:
(Person A) My co-worker Bill is a real makebate! Everyone at my office is always arguing with him.
(Person B) Oh yeah, how come?
(Person A) Well, he is very irritating. He's always spouting contentious opinions on hot-button topics like abortion. He also swipes peoples lunches from the break-room fridge pretty often.
(Person B) Wow, he sounds like a real jerk.
(Person A) Yeah, he really is. I wish he would get fired or quit.
by L0rd_CMSH September 29, 2013
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Wackerbate

When you’re masterbating but you’re really wacking it hard.
Sometimes I wackerbate when I see thicc bitches.
by Bentheerapper June 29, 2018
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Masterbateur

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur
by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018
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