I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023

Raw dogging my ego

It's when a person gives you a huge confidence boost without any kind of prompt. It's like they're your own person hypeman.

Man, that chick was raw dogging my ego and talking about how great I am in bed.

by Kauai-kimo March 10, 2025

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

my dogs

beautiful feet

your my dogs are so easy to lick!

by fisher the fish September 28, 2022

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024