I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.

Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”

by Plumb2 February 27, 2019