mousered

1.) When a mouser gets distracted and goes off to do something else.

That mouser got distracted by the ball of yawn and mousered us.

by hollowlife1987 June 24, 2007

Maser Face

The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".

Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!

Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!

by DMNtrotter December 9, 2010

drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

by lilly b January 23, 2005

streak of misery

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.

That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Moser

1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all.

2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.

3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.

"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."

by Roland Deschain December 14, 2008

Maseray

A beautiful Darkskin girl that has big dreams. Usually has an attitude but never switches up on her friends. She says she won't have any kids but really wants kids. She is a charm, find you a Maseray, she's a keeper.

Maseray is beautiful.

by Bigzaddyc November 27, 2016

bella muerte

Spanish word meaning "beautiful death"

Am I the only one who'd like to check in to the Hotel Bella Muerte?

by teh sexxors January 21, 2006