1. Music slaughter house
2. Pits genres against eachother
3. Creates alot of hate
4. Slowly sucks the realness out of good bands
5. Also see ass hat
2. Pits genres against eachother
3. Creates alot of hate
4. Slowly sucks the realness out of good bands
5. Also see ass hat
Yeah, we get all our food diced and sliced at MTV's studios now, they can do a tight-ass job slaughtering stuff, I mean they can turn some rock hard music into puddles of blood and nostalgia
by The Bandwagon May 28, 2004
Music Television. Originally, it focused on music, but today it is more into pop culture. It plays mostly rap, during the rare times when it actually plays music. Produced shows like the Real World, Road Rules, the Inferno Punk'd, Made, TRL, and Direct Effect.
by Bob Schmitendortan June 06, 2004
A channel on television that has permanately fucked up music.
Oh, and 99% of the time they dont even play fucking music.
Oh, and 99% of the time they dont even play fucking music.
by brandeezy August 25, 2006
MTV videos takes the essence out of a song, and turns it into a slick marketing of a product. And this has resulted in investents in music easier to market e.g Britney
by Coraline November 20, 2003
A crappy channel that shows "reality shows" 90% of the time and when it doesn't it has some crappy music on. Let me tell some of you MTV lovers out there, if there is a camera shoved in your face for a month and you get money for living in an apartment in New York it is not Reality.
Person 1: "Wanna watch MTV?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Because The Real World is on for 10 hours straight"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Because The Real World is on for 10 hours straight"
by Nevermore December 27, 2003
Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.
by Matt b June 16, 2003
An evil organization bent on taking over the world one teen at a time. Known to turn childrenas young as 10 into "gangstas", "pimps", "Thugs", "Emo", "Hardcore" They Make fun of Homosexuals, Obesity, and being a nerd.
KidA: I hate MTV!!!
hollabackgirl:I love MTV, its made me thin!
KidA: no u puking alot has made you thin
hollabackgirl:I love MTV, its made me thin!
KidA: no u puking alot has made you thin
by geeksheek August 26, 2005