If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following:
1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 6, 2004
A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.
Remember when MTV played videos?
Yea, I do.
Those were the days.
What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.
Yea, I do.
Those were the days.
What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.
by BLeh July 24, 2003
Channel which used to show good shows like Sifl & Olly, until bands started selling out on a daily basis and they replaced all the good shows with crap like TRL where you get to see 5 seconds of a bunch of lame@$$ pop videos morons popping out of the corner. Currently, they brodcast even more shows that someone with an I.Q. under 5 will find amusing, 'realistic', or fun to watch.
by Coo'io June 4, 2003
A television network that:
a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches.
b) Airs stupid incarnations of Jackass, i.e. Wonder Showzen
c) Hosts the show TRL which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, TRL does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment.
d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping.
e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands.
f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry
a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches.
b) Airs stupid incarnations of Jackass, i.e. Wonder Showzen
c) Hosts the show TRL which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, TRL does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment.
d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping.
e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands.
f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry
Dude! Did you catch Wonder Showzen on MTV last night?
LYKKE OMGGGZZZ! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY!!
OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World!
LYKKE OMGGGZZZ! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY!!
OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World!
by fuck your scene December 22, 2005
A horrible channel that brainwashes stupid people into becoming stupier by making them like poser crap such as Good Charolte, Avril lavgine, Slipknot, Present day Rap, ect. Also the channel is about 99% reality shows and 1% music. The channel used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but then TRL came on and in 1998 MTV stopped caring about music and became an evil corporation devoted to make american Pre-teens buy useless sh*t. MTV then came out with MTV2 which promised to be a channel devoted entirely to music video's but only played rap video's. Finnaly MTV2 broke it's promise and now plays 99% reality shows.
by Mr.t July 15, 2004