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Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...
Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014
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Montreal Tuxedo

A variation on the Canadian Tuxedo (denim jeans, denim jacket and denim shirt) but with much tighter jeans.
Yo check out Pierre in his Montreal Tuxedo. If he bends over he'll split his pants.
by Jay Septoski November 5, 2007
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Montreal Band Trips

A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.
"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
by oojuu June 23, 2003
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Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.
"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"
by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009
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Montreal Flat

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.
by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009
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montreal steak spice

when a guy recieves a blow job; oral sex performed on a guy.
"Did you go down on him?"
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."
by hardon May 19, 2006
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Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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