Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...
Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014
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by Jay Septoski November 5, 2007
Get the Montreal Tuxedo mug.A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.
"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
by oojuu June 23, 2003
Get the Montreal Band Trips mug.When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.
"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"
by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009
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Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.
by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009
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"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."
by hardon May 19, 2006
Get the montreal steak spice mug.An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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