Mitch

A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.

Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.

Quit being such a Mitch

by celeste2008 April 08, 2008

mitched

when someone backs out of an agreement or bet.

"Dude, James isn't going to do it."
"dammit, we've been mitched again."

by Nick the Enforcer January 25, 2009

mitch

A politically correct term for bitch in the military

Sheriff bill is being a real mitch today

by dirtboy June 19, 2014

Mitch

A male bitch, or Andrew Cameron.

"Do you know Andrew Cameron? He's such a fucking Mitch."

by Mj9067 February 23, 2015

mitch

Abbreviation on Michelin Man. This name can be used to describe a large person with rolls of flab.

"Man, who is that huge woman?"
"Oh, that's Mitch... I mean Sue..."

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

Mitch

Someone who constantly makes excuses as to why he can't go do shit with his homies. Basically a Man bitch
Hince the name

Homie-"Dude lets go sky diving!"
Mitch-"ah man idk I gotta do laundry and feed my fish"
Homie- "damn, don't me such a Mitch"

by The guy with awesome words April 29, 2014

Mitch

To not attend school/work. Originated in the SouthWest of England.

I am going to mitch off work today.

by Big OJM November 25, 2010