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Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.
Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself
by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025
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microphone

A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside
by TTV BenDaSheep April 10, 2024
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.
1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it
by shoolug February 15, 2023
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Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone
by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024
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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017
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teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone
Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
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