A Cursive Memory

A fah-mazing band with the band members: Dillan Wheeler (drums), Colin Baylen (vocals and guitar), Mark Borst-Smith (bass and vocals), and Shaun Profeta (vocals and guitar).

Nicole: yo! A Cursive Memory is the SHIZZ!

Melissa: yeah for realz! and all four of them are flippin HOT!

Nicole: fo sho fo sho

Melissa: too bad they never come to south florida pshh

Nicole: yeah and northern california psh

Both: RESPECK *snap*

by Melissalaneous November 2, 2008

memory burn

When you see something so spectacular and amazing, it is burnt in your memory. So you never forget it. It could possibly be the opposite, if you see something that is horrendously disgusting!

Source is from a Seinfeld episode (S03E05) when Seinfeld tells Kramer about an amazing girl in a orange dress he dated.

Seinfeld: .. this orange dress.. just burned in my memory..
Kramer: ooh, memory burn! *grins*

by thaiambulance December 20, 2008

Assographic Memory

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.

“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”

by b0di November 25, 2018

memoir moment

When a tragic or insightful life experience causes a writer to think "I could write about this," and subsequently "That's awful/narcissistic. Why would I think that?" It seems that the whole thought process should invalidate the experience's potential as writing fodder but can instead make for a nice modernist moment in which the author's role is explicitly recognized.

MOTHER: "Maurice died."
WRITER: "Oh, that's terrible."
WRITER'S BRAIN: (What luck! My strange and unique relationship with this person will make for a compelling chapter in my yet-to-be-written memoir!)
WRITER'S HEART: (You are a bastard.)
WRITER'S BRAIN: (I know. What a memoir moment.)
WRITER'S BALLS: (Write about it anyway.)
MOTHER: "Have you been taking your medication?"
WRITER: "Huh?"

by NineLeggedDog May 13, 2009

memory

A thought from your past that keeps affecting your future.

I hope when I get old, my memory fails me. That way I'll have nothing to regret.

by Slogmeister Extraordinaire January 9, 2008

Didnt you get the Memo

When you and all your friends know something or plans for a day except one of your other friends because he wasnt paying attention or just didnt get it :(

Hey this weekend is going to be so SICK. other friend '' Whats happening on the weekend ?

''Dude all of us know, Didnt you get the memo?

by M-Boy5109 December 15, 2010

memory glands

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life

My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands

by youzafoo April 23, 2011