Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.

That Sam is such a merp.

by Word Truther August 15, 2019

Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020

MERP

Mutually Exclusive Romantic Partnership

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.

by iponpoc July 31, 2020

Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.

Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp

by M€oooooow September 27, 2020

Merp

When you dont know what to say or do us the word merp, it helps you start a conversation it has various meanings but it is used to start a convo, it can also be used when bored or you just wanna shout a word

Person one: merp person two: what??
Person one: soooo whats the weather today

by Merpworld November 12, 2020

Merp

What the...

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?

by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020