Masoud

The legend who ruled the Persian Empire. You have to be well worthy to deserve such a name. There's a committee which has to allow this name to be set upon you.

Their only dream was to call their son Masoud

by Ahmad Abu Akbar Al Ghoreishi July 8, 2007

Dirty Mason

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets

Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason

by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.

"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."

by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011

Pulling a Mason

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

by Mbandit August 24, 2009

nick mason

The drummer for legendary band Pink Floyd. He is an excellent drummer, and he has the distinction of being the only consistent member of the band.

I can't believe how underrated nick mason is!

by king of canada September 30, 2006

brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

mason mount

best player in the world

he's not quite on the level of "mason mount"

by moneymase May 7, 2021