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permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!
by always your favorite! April 3, 2010
mugGet the permanent marker you inmug.

brown magic marker

(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.
"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"
by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006
mugGet the brown magic markermug.

magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
mugGet the magic marker beardmug.

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.
by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017
mugGet the Wiping a brown markermug.

permanent marker hair

A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.
My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker hairerize it! WOOHOOW IM SUCH A GENIUS!! permanent marker hair ROCKS MY GYM SOCKS!!!
by afro girl (aka alex) May 14, 2006
mugGet the permanent marker hairmug.

tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.
Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.
by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007
mugGet the tragic markermug.

brown expo marker rage

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.
Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!
by sgtpepperanderson January 16, 2009
mugGet the brown expo marker ragemug.

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