taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012

Sniff luggage

(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)

Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.

by Gurlycake February 15, 2019

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Peurto Rican Luggage

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

lugged

getting drunk; derived from the language Jag

"Let's get lugged and go drive around!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

Luggage

Gaming term for a player who can't contribute to the team Someone who other players carry to victory.

Gamer 1- I carried gamer x to victory. They're luggage.

by Biloo69 January 2, 2019

mary poppins' luggage

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007