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Lorenzo is coming over tonight. Lorenzo is very small
Lorenzo by heeheehali December 5, 2019
A Lorenzo is a guy from the Netherlands , England or Italy. He's always really nice and loves memes. He will most likely to end up being your friend.
New guy at school: "hey who are you?
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.
Lorenzo by OwO_Urban_Dick February 20, 2020
He is always up to play video games, and is a loyal friend. He has a tight group of friends that he knows he can count on. Just like most good friends, he has a good personality and a little sense of humor.
Lorenzo by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit
Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life
Lorenzo by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 3, 2021
The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.
Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?
Lorenzo by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021
the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes
“hey do you know lorenzo”
“yeah he’s chloe’s bf”
“wow he seems so cool
lorenzo by ~chloe~ September 22, 2021