lop boat

A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.

I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”

You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”

I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”

You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”

I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”

by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019

lop

Lop stands for "laughing out pancakes".

OMG that is soo funny! You made me lop!!

by quackquaaack April 1, 2009

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What a suprise, I'm not going to say the same thing that everyone says when someone looks for a very weird and cursed definition, basically saying that you should go outside or do your homework, you don't have to bud, but you will very likely to be a alone for the rest of your life

Guy 1: So, i have searched all the keyword words in Urban Dictionary, what do i search now?
Guy 2: Have you thought of searching qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikmmkiol..lop?
Guy 1: Are you okay bud?

by This your your if June 30, 2021

lop-tittied

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.

My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.

by Barberman January 15, 2009

cisor lops

A stupid bit of graffiti that some idiot has done on the end of the Frankston Freeway. I assume it means your poo burns on the way out like sizzor plops. It also makes my voice change to a creepy man when I say it.

BOY: hey there groovy chick, can you squeeze my scrotum. I have cisor lops and need something to take my mind off the pain while I break wind.

GIRL: Sure no problem but your voice sounds like a creepy peto so ill ask my father to watch me.

by Kieran Lane December 19, 2013

LOP Guest

A person who visits forums for no other reason then to try and troll posters but ends up being owned. In response, uses the "No U" response. Also will actually troll himself on threads and then claim victory over fictitious (ie himself) posters. He has low self-esteem and cannot give cogent responses to straightforward questions. Will show up and act like he has no idea what is going on, although he was intimately involved from the start.

Oh, that last post was a LOP Guest post. Just ignore the troll/

by ttownsweet September 6, 2020

Bonquiesha Lop

The baddest fattest rapper/famous instagramer; She a bad bitch

just came back from a bonquiesha Lop concert it was lit!!

by WristIcicle114 September 12, 2017