longboard

a longboard is a 1/4 ounce of weed

How much you holding dawg? I feel like going to smoke some. Man i got something like a longboard at my house

by Edgar Flores January 2, 2005

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Longboarder

An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.

Noun:

Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019

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Longcoat

When one passes gas wearing a lenghty coat nad it seaps up instead of away.

1. Wow, I had way to many Tacos I think I just longcoated myself.

by moneg451 February 22, 2011

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Longboard

The commercial industry's cop-out for the skateboard. They mused, "How are we going to get kids to keep wasting their money on plywood on wheels?" Apparently, there is a bigger market for dumb-asses who can't ride bikes than there is for dumb-asses who want to hurt themselves.

A: "Did you see that guy Longboarding?"
B: "Yeah, how lame..."

by DeeNos October 17, 2010

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