Listen Ape

A person who is very dumb and only listens, but doesn't comprehend.

Mojo is a such a listen ape!

by A.R.M.S November 1, 2009

listen up!

you shout this at people who have no idea whats going on

listen up! don't check out my package faggot

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Quantum Listening

Quantum Listening: Inclusive, all encompassing, way beyond ordinary listening and step forward for human beings, listening with every fiber of your being.

If I can use quantum listening with my husband, I will almost be able to see and feel what he sees and feels.

by shiftmaker October 4, 2009

LISTEN CHILD

What mom tells child when he disobeys her.

Mom: Please sweep the floor.
Child: *Doesn't listen*
Mom: Listen child!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

Active listening

Give affirmative responses to someone, even while you may not be quite sure what they are talking about.

"...So then I said to the guy..."
"Uh-huh."
"...Don't be such a jerk-off!"
"Yeah?"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Binge listening

Repeatedly listening to a song, an album or an artist without pause until you are sick and tired of the music and can't stand it anymore.

Most commonly done by crazy fangirls with a lot of free time.
Can last for anything between four days and two months. (Fangirls will never tell another fangirl that they are tired of the song or album.)

Fangirl 1: Have you heard One Direction's Live While We're Young? I love it so much!"
Fangirl 2: Omg yes I've been binge listening to it all summer, my fave!"
Fangirl 1: *Starts playing Live While We're Young.*
Fangirl 2: *Mentally pulls their own hair.*

by silyeah November 9, 2015

Instant Listener

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.

Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...

by Nick Corn February 24, 2009