limpdickhippiequeer

A man also known as your ex who left you for some ugly tramp with a shitty personality. Most is these ex’s are hockey players with smaller dicks than a fucking rat. All should jump off a bridge to the fiery pits of Lucifer.

“Who is that?”
“That’s a Limpdickhippiequeer”

by Thatsmartbitch666 March 6, 2023

limpick

a combination of limp and dick. It means as lame as lame anything can be.

Dude, that stunt you pulled on yousr sister was total limpick.

by Carl Kuyath December 24, 2007

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

LIMP DICK

nathan jackson

nathan jackson is a limp dick

by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021