Liberals 

Have ruined the NFL, the NBA, the Boy and Girl Scout, the restrooms, women’s sports, and at least 8 or 9 States.

A few people I know have done at least 3 of these things before. Like liberals.

Liberals by Yeeyeeing all day July 7, 2019

Liberals 

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

Liberals by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

Liberals 

Americans who are part of the Democratic Party who are Socialist that despise America.

I don’t understand liberals since they are socialist who despise America.

Liberals by Gator bait July 26, 2021

Liberals 

A group of self absorbed people who believe that they are better than others because they feel there political values are right and they love children

These crazy liberals are protesting again when will they get a job

Liberals by The black dude with a brain April 13, 2025

Joe many liberals 

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

Joe many liberals by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022

Fuck Liberals 

Derogatory phrase describing people who appear to lend sympathetic support to unclear, unrealistic, or fantastic (as in fantasy) social and political causes.

Not dissimilar to, and often combined with or found in close proximity to, cocktail socialists.

This particular type of liberal is incapable of making sufficient effort to follow a cause to a clear conclusion, unfortunately they often create a very loud cacophony due to shear numbers. Fuck Liberals move from concept to concept with great rapidity, making exposing them extremely difficult and tedious.

"Fuck Liberals" is often improperly applied to "Staunch Liberals", an equally insidious form of liberal who places literally every identifiable class of matter above the importance of human life.

Fuck Liberals often make statements similar to:
a. "The government should ban all internal combustion engines in motor vehicles by 2020"
b. "We should all fly to NYC and gather in times square, to protest our nations consumption of fossil fuels"
c. "If we all hold our breath for just 2 minutes at a time, 5 times a day.... we can save a lot of oxygen and reverse global warming"!

Fuck Liberals by hat'em May 25, 2009

Great Liberals

A nickname for the Great Lakes region of the United States when discussing politics. Although liberalism is often thought to be limited to the coasts, the citizens of the Great Lakes region ignore expectation and often vote Democrat. These liberals are often very supportive of unions and gun control, as they are major issues in the area. This area is also ahead of the curve on social issues, with several of the states already having legalized gay marriage and marijuana (medical or decriminalization). Member states of the Great Liberals are Illinois (capital), Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, and Iowa (adopted from the Plains). This region is home to President Barack Obama.

CNN Correspondent 1: "Of course the Democrat vote will be limited to the coasts as always."
CNN Correspondent 2: "You're forgetting the Great Liberals, which could make all the difference!"

Great Liberals by Subway142 May 24, 2013