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lebanon

Aight ladies...I aint neva seen a place this exciting. I went to lebanon 2 months ago (June '04). DAMN, all u do there is c gorgeous guys, party all nite long, and eat the best food in the world. This place rocks. Oh yea the girls ova there r sooo drop dead hot...i dont even kno wat to say. if ya havent already...learn arabic, go to lebanon and if ur english or american...b careful who u talk 2.
-I had such a good time there.

-Me 2, i dont kno y we leavin.
by missyhotness69 August 30, 2004
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lebanon

lebanon is the greatest country ever, birthplace of St. Sharbel, vacation spot of me, sharbel
italian and syrian kid: i wish i was lebanese

sharbel: i no u do, its great
by sharbel January 25, 2004
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lebanon bomb

when a man shits into his used condom, throws it at his sex partner and screams like a packy.
jim screamed like a packy and through a lebanon bomb at his wife.
by bob scam June 16, 2008
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libanov

Libanov walks by man says "THATS A BIG CAT"
by Im muslim and im proud May 29, 2017
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Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018
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Lebanon High School

Lebanon high school... there is a lot to talk about here.
They think they are the absolute best but first of all, their band has never achieved anything and never will. Their football team used to be good, but now... oof. They think that Jean shorts and flannel cut offs are a style but that is just them I guess. Their town is known for their crack AND crack addicts.
Person 1: Remember the chick that went to Lebanon High School that had sex with her dog?
Person 2: Most of the people there can only get that, so I'm not surprised to the slightest.
by VictoriiiTheHonest April 13, 2021
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lebanon

The little country that could.
The greatest country you'll never step foot in.
The right country, at the wrong place at the wrong time, always.

Plagued with old as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, shitheaded neighbours involved in endless dick contests, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority overshadows the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, this country was never given a chance to shine the way only the lebanese know it can shine.

Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destruction. It will glow again despite this one. May it one day find the peace it deserves.
Lebanon is the prime example of a playground intended for its children, but turned into one for overzealous criminals.
by G.A.A. July 24, 2006
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