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Letosexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011
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lets be reality

A meme started on HFBoards that means "Come on, let us be serious, ..." or "Honestly speaking ...". Was the subject of ridicule and an instant meme.
Lets be reality, Semin is the hottest player in the league right now. 19 points in 11 games.
by Canuck 61 February 27, 2010
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Lingual letdown

Lingual Letdown: The feeling you get when you set your alarm early to check the word of the day, but it sucks and ruins your entire day.
Girl: Ken's in a really bad mood today.

Guy: Yea, he must've had another lingual letdown this morning.
by MegnKen April 8, 2010
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lets get blown

lets go out and have a good time and relax.
sup, im going to a party you commin.

yea, lets get blown.
by B 2 QUIK December 18, 2004
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Jared Leto

Sweet, amazing actor/musician. Claims to be an actor AND musician, not actor turned musician. Received Breakthrough Crossover Artist at 6th Annual Hollywood Life Awards for being one of the only people in Hollywood that have succeeded in two different things in show business.

Known for being Jordan Catalano in the short-lived cult series My So-Called Life with Claire Danes. Played druggie addict in critically-acclaimed film Requiem for a Dream. Gained more than 60 pounds in film Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan (which sparked rumors that they were dating).

Lead singer and rhythm guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars. First formed band in 1998 with Shannon Leto, older brother by about 19 months. Debut self-titled album got only little success. Second album, A Beautiful Lie, went platinum almost exactly one year after release date.

Also known as the P-I-M-P of rockers. Has been engaged with Cameron Diaz, dated Ashley Olsen & Scarlett Johansson, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (scored her number), and has been in tabloids about dating Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (thought to be engaged), and Paris Hilton.

Still the most sweetest and humble guy in Hollywood.
1.) Jared Leto is the coolest actor/singer in the planet

2.) There are too many fangirls that love Jared for his looks. Pathetic.

3.) Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is awesome.
by Natalie [Echelon] November 17, 2007
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lets chill

Code for two people to meet up and fuck
Tiffany : Lets chill Brad
Brad: Ok where at
Tiffany: my house
by CrazyNise😈 July 10, 2015
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donkey's lesson

When you rape someone to teach them a lesson.
Bob hasnt been the same since those kids down the street taught him a donkey's lesson
by bob-------- January 15, 2008
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