lengths

Short for wavelengths. Used when two people are coincidentally in sync or thinking similarly.

"You know you and Jeremiah have such similar taste in music and fashion"

"Yeah lengths innit"

by gjaa February 26, 2018

average penis length

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.

Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!

by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006

Lengthy nipples

Jason Cluff,big puff ginger with nipple hair down to his knees

if you nipples are more then 6" long

by Donald March 17, 2005

Length

Length is a measure of distance. In the International System of Quantities, length is a quantity with dimension distance. In most systems of measurement a base unit for length is chosen, from which all other units are derived. In the International System of Units (SI) system the base unit for length is the metre.

I have an average length
Nice.

by Α January 24, 2022

three quarter length trousers

homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!

"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"

by mark10001 June 30, 2005

reverends length

the slipping of a vicars manhood

i was once a choir boy, until the good reverend slipped me his reverends length

by jon boy walton May 17, 2008

Planck Length

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.

Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small

by TopGG April 25, 2022