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thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?
by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008
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lemursexual

The term for someone who is sexually attracted to lemurs
and/or has tried to though surgery look like a lemur in hope of attracting them or other lemursexuals.
Lemursexual: Hey let's go to the Zoo I want to see the lemurs!

Later at the Zoo
lemursexual masterbates furiously while staring at the lemurs.
by Wentil June 5, 2005
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Flying Lemur

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!
by Yung MC April 28, 2008
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lemuela

The name Lemuela is of Hebrew origin.
The meaning of Lemuela is "belonging to God". or "Devoted to God"
It consists of 7 letters and is pronounced Le-mue-la. People with this name are excited by change. They are dynamic, visionary and versatile, able to make constructive use of freedom. They fight being restricted by rules and conventions. They tend to be optomistic, energetic, intelligent, and to make friends easily. They may be untidy, and rebellious. A marriage material and will take good care of her husband and children. Lemuela is a kind caring person, who puts people before her. She has a warm heart. A friendly nickname to call Lemuela is Lem or Lemmy. People with this name also tend to laugh a lot and make people laugh. Lemuela is a beautiful girl inside and out and has a desire to put smiles on others' faces.
Lemuela is caring
by Babycakes66 October 6, 2013
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lemurs

Totally and completely nutz.
A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.
by Megan November 3, 2004
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Leebus

The feminine manifestation of jebus. It is believed it was first used outside of the Julian Calendar in the time of prehistoric Jebus, where Jebus takes the form of a dinosaur and makes noah build an Ark out of bread.

It is also speculated that Leebus is derived from Sanskrit where Lee (is from Lee which means the great one).
Dude A: Leebus! Did you see what she did?
Dude B: Totally dude....
by Langdon Olger July 22, 2009
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stealthy lemur

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.
"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"
by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006
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