Lego 

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

Lego by Acrius the 69th January 18, 2021

Lego 

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

Lego by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

Lego 

Something (annoying) people should go step on

I hope you step on a lego

Lego by idfrickincare February 24, 2021

Lego 

A military grade landmine invented all the way in 1932, but has recently been put to use in the 2000s. A toy version has been made of these weapons of war and, although less lethal, are still extremely dangerous.

Never step on a lego, or you could see yourself taking a trip to the Mourge.

Lego by NotSoRealDefinitions March 27, 2021

Lego 

A block

Let's play lego

Lego by LEGOMAAM May 28, 2021

Lego 

An awesome building toy originating in Denmark in the 1940s, consisting of plastic bricks with studs that interlock, used to build everything from animals to buildings, to boats and cars. A super creative building toy for kids and adults alike, with all levels of creativity!

Charlie: Hey man, check out my Lego creator set! I can build three different animals in one set!
Bill: Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. Who'd have thought you could build all that with a bunch of plastic bricks?

Lego by Alligator King June 29, 2021

Lego 

Leg destroyed

Ow my leg is in fatal pain from this Lego welp time to commit sleep forever

Lego by sohay October 28, 2021