Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

Legged

To simply be an idiot, arrogant, a self-proclaimed god. To talk down to someone. Someone that no matter what story you have to tell, they have done something that is bigger, better, and will ultimately be more than you did.

Person 1: Dude, we went to a dumpster fire the other day, wasn't much to it.
Person 2: Ohh yeah? Well we went to a dumpster fire. It was next to a daycare. There was fire everywhere. I rescued a hundred, no a thousand, babies during a flashover... everyone lived. And I did it all by myself.
Person 3: Man, you totally got Legged

by FF1178 May 8, 2013

one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

by Scott February 12, 2005

Leggio

Its a word usually to describe some one that is really awesome.

See that guy over there? Hes such a Leggio.

by Leggiooo January 21, 2009

open-legged

Usually in relation to promiscuous women, the questionable quality of being quick to open one's legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

"You're gonna love it down there, their women are famous for being very open-legged about things."

by Fetitza November 23, 2006

Leggies

Leggies, adj.
A baby word for Boz's hairy legs.

Though one might simply say "Hairy legs", this defines it as fun and funky fresh lad leggies.

Have you seen Pastor Boz's Hairy Leggies? They are fun and funky fresh!

by The Dwellers January 13, 2022