Laywer

A laywer is actually NOT a mispelling of a lawyer. A lawyer helps you in court, and represent yous. A laywer is someone who you enlist to help you in a flame war, usually on some sort of IRC server.

Lolercats: I would like to call my laywer. Karl: You mean lawyer? -_- Lolercats: No, laywer..

by Sawcats September 30, 2009

layersoflain

a person who carries the lain fandom on tiktok

(person makes an amazing lain video on tiktok)
"Wow ur being a real layersoflain rn!!!"

by crowscreaming March 7, 2022

base layer

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks

I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.

by rcp72 April 27, 2009

7-layer shit

A 7-layer shit is what happens when you eat a 7-layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Tyrone went to Taco Bell and ate a 7-layer burrito. Later that night he punished his toilet with a 7-layer shit.

by Bob Tate April 19, 2018

Ho-Zone Layer

Something that will be depleted unless something is DONE!
LOL

They say the ho-zone layer over Philly will be gone by 2012.

The ho-zone layer is beginning to have a greenhouse effect over in Amsterdam.

by zerocoolx December 29, 2009

beefy five layer burrito

This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning

Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.

by Briana>:) August 2, 2010

Laker hater

A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.

Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.

Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.

by Yea boy! May 8, 2005