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I can not even express how amazing this guy is. If you're lucky enough to have one of your own, congrats!~ He is honest, kind, sometimes can do things that you really don't like, but always makes it up to you in the end. He may not say he loves you, but he shows it. He'll give you gifts, smile and greet you every time he sees you, and makes you feel amazing. The way he laughs, the way he talks, the way he smiles. It's like he only sees you when you're talking to him. It makes the world a better place when he's in it.
Jenna: Who's that?
Kelly:Oh that's ladanian.

Jenna: Serious? That's the guy you talk about all the time? Go talk to him!
by Bisexual_unicorn_Again! January 14, 2020
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Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.
by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009
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Landan

At first the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Nice, great smile, and overall adorable. You'll start as friends but soon Landan will start flirting with you. Asking about you to others, touching you, holding eye contact with you, and just laughs at everything you say. But once you confront him about these feelings and tell him that you feel the same he will reject you, but will then flirt with you even more than before. Leaving you to think your insane even though everyone else sees the same thing you do.
"I think he's flirting with you"
"Nah he's just being a Landan"
by heartdestroyer911 August 12, 2016
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Ladalia

To masturbate furiously out of the fear of being alone forever.
Dude, did you hear what Nick did? He couldn't stop Ladalia-ing all night.
by dudec21 April 8, 2011
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Lada

The car manufacturer started in Soviet Russia.
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
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Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.

Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
A lada is the Russian equivalent to the GM Chevette or the AMCGremlin(def. #7), they just don't come in hatchback format.
by Pvt. Parts June 10, 2006
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ladar

Stands for "Laser-Assisted Data And Readout".

Uses infrared emmissions to create a map of the nearby area. Will likely be in use within the next 10-100 years.
Space pirate 1: "Crap! How'd they find us?"
Space pirate 2: "They must have LADAR systems!"
Space pirate 1: "But I thought we had signal jammers!"
Space pirate 2: "You can't jam lasers, you moron!"
Space pirate 1: "Oh. Well at least I'm not dea-*zorch!*
by Chaosvolt January 4, 2008
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ladamian

Ladamian: A funny energetic individual who likes to make people laugh his sexiness makes everyone jealous then they die he's a salt bae
DAMNNNN THAT DUDES A TRUE Ladamian
by Salt bae March 25, 2017
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